Was it just because of Ishant Sharma? Think again…

Hey there!

The second most joyous thing to the mankind (especially me) after seeing manoj bajpai act is writing on the topic you know less about. And well that’s the same in the case. I grew up watching and playing cricket like every other indian citizen grew but gradually grounds were occupied by local municipalities for construction works. Gradually shifting from cricket i was bound my home sweet home and then came this BOOM!!! An overnight incident made me writer, maybe that’s what i feel 😛

 

I had a glimpse of newspapers and leading news channels giving it all to the one and only Ishant Sharma for his 7 wickets that made India win at Lords after 28 years i guess. And after the win i had expected Jadeja to remove his tee the same way Ganguly did in 2002 Natwest series. Well to my utter surprise how come news channels suddenly appreciate Ishant sharma? I mean months before he had his worst time on social media and news channels.

Samay Samay ki baat hai”

 

Alright let me take you straight to the reason why India won against england! I know it will escalate your mind but please be seated and don’t throw away your patience. Credit of this indian victory over England at lord’s goes to – all the GHOSTS present in room no. 333 in Langham Hotel where England team had stayed.

See, i told you please have patience.

Room no. 333 of Langham Hotel is claimed to be one of the most haunted places in London. People who had stayed in room no. 333 have claimed to see a variety of Ghosts ranging from short to tall, from Emperor napoleon III to a beefy with cropped hair wearing military style jacket. There are numbers of ghost in there but ECB still went with the idea of Langham Hotel. I believe all the ghosts out there would have had a good time with English team from stuart broad teaching them do’s and don’ts about bowling and Moeen Ali confusing the ghosts with his look “the hasim amla look”.

Ghosts just love no. 3 don’t they?

It was even reported that some of the players demanded room changes just because Ghosts were too much Possessive you know 😀

Now after you have known the reason behind India’s victory i hope you have a good life ahead.

 

PS : The above article is meant for fun and are writer’s personal views and no animals were harmed during this.

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Being ambitious

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE WHAT WAS NEVER EVER ACHIEVED YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER EVER DONE BEFORE.

You must have seen the advertisement featuring naseerudin shah in which he says “AIM FOR GREAT NOT GOOD” because good is just not good enough. Only the man who dreams big can achieve great.

The world today salutes the great because they have achieved what no one else have ever dreamt of. Satisfaction is a word when misinterpreted kills more dreams than anything else. We are advised by our parents in our childhood to be satisfied with what we have and don’t demand for extra but today if we want to excel we should have that cutting edge that something extra.

Satisfaction solely means that we should not be hurt seeing other’s success rather we should cherish what we have achieved but that doesn’t mean that we should stop once we achieve what others have achieved. The people I think who are satisfied with the 8 hours job and own house and car with a small family and never ever give in the extra effort to achieve anything else are rather not satisfied but they either doubt themselves to take responsibilities or are lazy to take them.

In India even if you are “ONE IN A MILLION” there are 1241 people like you so you can just guess the competition out there.

You cannot be first in the race which everyone is running. So you have to take another race and reach the heights. You have to take the “ROAD NOT TAKEN”. You have to do something unique something original. YOU HAVE TO BE THE BEST IN SOMETHING.

That “something”  has to be your passion, the thing  for which you can sacrifice anything-your meal, your sleep, your comforts everything. By passion I mean the thing which is of your interest and not that stereotype works which people or your society consider good or which can earn you a car or a bungalow.

Never work for earning material things because that is not what is going to come with you to your death bed. The things that come with you to your graveyard is your name, your respect, your character and your inner satisfaction.

As I said earlier about the man who works 8 hours for a car and a house, by that I don’t mean that you should work for bigger cars and houses. That is greed not passion.

Passion  is something that makes you work day and night for your goals-the goals which are to make you unique in world. IT’S THE RESULT OF YOUR INSANE HARD WORK WHICH WILL GIVE YOU SATISFACTION.  And results doesn’t always come what you expect but if your hard work is sincere I bet that results will be hard to believe much better than your expectations.

Always dream high. There are neither any barriers to imaginations nor to the extent of your hard work. Show the world what one can achieve if he is just focused .

Here I will like to quote APJ Abdul Kalam “ IF YOU WANT TO EXCEL TIE YOURSELVES TO GOALS AND NOT PEOPLE AND THINGS”.

No one ever dreamt of 100 centuries in international cricket but SACHIN TENDULKAR achieved hence the world salutes him.

People of India never expected that India will have independence but some freedom fighters like BHAGAT SINGH and GANDHIJI and many more achieved that and they became immortal in hearts of people.

No one knew about America in 14th century but Christopher Columbus never gave up on his dream of discovering a new land and he succeeded.

Never did anybody  expect  Narendra Modi to be the prime minister of India but he worked selflessly towards his dreams and goals and today everyone has the word NAMO on his tongue.

KHUD HI KO KAR ITNA BULAND KI KHUDA KHUD BANDE SE PUCHE BATA TERI RAZA KYA HAI

LIFE IS NOT A BED ROSES BUT WE DO POSSESS THE TALENTS OF COLLECTING THE ROSES AND LAYING THEM ON OUR BED AND THEN SLEEP ON IT.

With this i sign off today and will wait for your valuable feedback. Do mail me. Will love to connect with you

“achieve the unexpected”

BE FAMOUS BE HUMBLE!

A first step to women empowerment, Right to LIVE!

Before starting with the topic, firstly I would like to make you people know why I chose this as my first topic in d satire category of parallel universe. We regularly talk and discuss about the burning topics of country as such politics, poverty, unemployment, woman empowerment, crime etc etc..

But in between all this we have forgotten the most crucial heading.. FEMALE INFANTICIDE. When I hear this word a fire ignites in my soul but uptill now I was feeling helpless. But today I got a stage for showing up people what I feel for it. With due respect I say yess the other topics are necessary but first of all we need to wipe out this dark spots; dark spots of cruelty and inhuman nature.

Lets stick to India, we live in a country where goddesses like LAKSHMI DURGA AMBA SARSAWATI are worshipped. And also in the country where still girls are being killed in the mother’s womb itself just for a reason that she is a GIRL child. Women empowerment can only be done if there will be any girl left. So our first step should be to save them. Female infanticide and foeticide need to be dealt with by mobilising people to get together and work against this social evil and bring about changes in the society.

What disturbs most is female infanticide is not considered a big crime and rarely do culprits get convicted. Once in a while there is a harsh conviction followed by some publicity, and it isn’t long before the news dies. Surprisingly, mothers are the ones who often perpetrate the crime, with the support of other women in her network. Since the mother is the one who has given birth to the “unwanted” girl child, she is the one who must do away with it. She is forced to do so at times, and willingly does so at others since she herself desires a male child. How much the mother, another victim of atrocities, is really to blame though, is anybody’s guess. Yess I agree, it is banned by the government and declared as illegal and punishable offence but still there are numerous villages and even cities where such sins take place. This is not an issue solved or sorted by government. For this, people need to awake up and take a resolution for stopping such shits.

Although disclosing the gender of a foetus is illegal, there are numerous doctors that disclose the child’s sex for an enhanced fee, and then offer to arrange for the abortion. Although there is a good law in place, its implementation is not as effective as it should be.

Its all about ideologoy of the people that differs at times. They won’t let their child fall on the ground and the very next day they would kill a baby girl who didn’t even get a chance to see this cruel world.

C’mon guys.. Its about me its about you and its about Us to stop this. With India having 940 females per 1000 male (2011 census) a lot of work is to be done.

O Ri Chiraiya
Nanhi si chidiya
Angnaa mein phir aaja re

O Ri Chiraiya
Nanhi si chidiya
Angnaa mein phir aaja re

Andhiyara hai ghana aur lahu se sana
Kirno ke tinke ambar se chunn ke
Angna mein phir aaja re
Humne tujhpe hazaro sitam hain kiye
Humne tujhpe jahaan bhar ke zulm kiye
Humne socha nahi
Tu jo ud jaayegi
Ye zameen tere bin sooni reh jaayegi
Kiske dum pe sajega angna mera

O Ri Chiraiya, meri Chiraiya
Angnaa mein phir aaja re

O Ri Chiraiya
Nanhi si chidiya
Angnaa mein phir aaja re
O Ri Chiraiya…

We here in this parallel universe strongly condemn such inhuman acts.

 

(this are author’s personal views)

 

Salman’s KICK : Hole in your Pocket.

Hola amigos,
Kem chho?

This is a movie review for Bhai’s movie I mean that’s fine please be seated.
The reason behind Salman khan getting that 100 crore mark every time is simple,very simple.
It’s not Salman Khan but His fans!
Let’s imagine the other hero(or my favourite one) Manoj bajpai. If Manoj bajpai would have ever done a movie named KICK he would have surely ended up his career at once but wait that’s not the case with Salman!

After watching trailer,
I had thought of a good entertaining 2 hrs and expected a bit new with screenplay written by bestselling writer Chetan Bhagat. I entered the theater and… surprise!surprise!  No CHETAN BHAGAT factor!

The first 30 minutes of the movie are common drama of Bollywood Masala, frustrating at times.
First half of the movie is all about explaining who is devil(devilal) and why he exists. The second half is little interesting because of acting and villainous sense expressed by Navazudin ( sorry for the wrong spell) Siddiqui. I had expected good ending atleast but Nadiadwala  disappoints (non salman fans).

Plus points:
Randeep Hooda has Total class in his role of officer. Abhishek Bachchan going to USA to arrest Amir made no sense but in this case Randeep was described as firm and duty bound officer appointed to catch Devil in Poland and His performance was fantastic.
The villain of the movie,
Navazudin makes the movie entertaining throughout from his entry to closure with his creepy laugh like Batman’s joker.

Minus points:
PLOT
The whole plot of the movie is unrealistic (like previous movies of Salman Khan) I mean,how can Salman escape from police force after making the bus jump in to the river? I don’t think any Police is as careless as showed in the movie.
Salman Khan is as usual as kissing scenes in Emraan Hasmi’s movies.
The scene in the movie when Salman is crying really don’t create emotional feeling towards his humble work to save a child.
As it is said ‘you need to put your brains and other heavenly belongings aside when you watch a Salman khan movie’.

It is a typical Sallu movie.The Ending is not satisfactory and made me feel disappointed.
Overall,The film is average.People went to theatre expecting to see something new but came out with negative reviews except Sallu bhai’s phan oops i mean fans. Diehard Salman’s fans will probably love the movie because it contains all loads which his fans want to see in ” A Typical Sallu Movie”.
But for a type of audience like we are who are expecting something new from Salman, I am saying “Abort mission!I repeat, Abort mission!”.

2 out of 5 stars from The CriticBat. Our ratings are typical “aam aadmi ratings” no nothing to do with kejriwal!
FYI:”Salman: Mere bare me itna mat sochna…Remake banata hoon,Original nahi.!!”

PS: Bhai still doesn’t give a f*ck about his critics hai na bhai?

 

(these are the personal views of the author)

the First Post and the First of everything!

the First and the first of everything depicts a journey of the idea behind the Parallel Universe.

“the Parallel Universe” : Ideas which do not have any existence in the present universe. Ideas and thoughts which will escalate your mind with the jupiter’s escape velocity.

the parallel universe for instance is an example what happens when engineers put up machines and picks up pens and lands somewhere on wordpress or blogger. they have their way of writing unlike the professional writers, they misplace commas, and doesn’t know the spell of most of the proofound words, you see! unlike professionals they aren’t grammar nazis but that doesn’t matter! No one ever came on blog to improve english of others. It takes courage and more courage to shift one’s attention from study of thermodynamics, kinematics of machine, mechanics of solid to write SATIRE! Engineers themselves are treated as satires aren’t they? Sometimes i feel so sorry for the people who start creating a page somewhere on facebook and end up posting jokes on Engineers. Well well well i don’t want to play the blame game 😉

 

The reason for creating this website : Its all about ideas my dear friend all about ideas!

We here on this website believe in the ideology of “i know that i know nothing” and we hope you too! Unlike other humorous site we have no one writing columns in newspaper and no one as editor in leading news channels. We all are FRESHERS here! We have our own POV oops wait POV here is not supposed to be taken in XXX form! *ickheads *ickheads everywhere!

We here on this website will provide you with our own POV on almost everything. POV with loads of wit, shit, satire, irony and of course the engineers touch. But we highly recommend to put your brains aside while reading us the same way we see salman khan movies you know! We are kind of people who would prefer Manoj Bajpai and Nana patekar over salman and shahrukh! Thats all.

“ISME KICK NAHI HAI”

 

PS: POV= Point Of View.

 

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