Salman’s KICK : Hole in your Pocket.

Hola amigos,
Kem chho?

This is a movie review for Bhai’s movie I mean that’s fine please be seated.
The reason behind Salman khan getting that 100 crore mark every time is simple,very simple.
It’s not Salman Khan but His fans!
Let’s imagine the other hero(or my favourite one) Manoj bajpai. If Manoj bajpai would have ever done a movie named KICK he would have surely ended up his career at once but wait that’s not the case with Salman!

After watching trailer,
I had thought of a good entertaining 2 hrs and expected a bit new with screenplay written by bestselling writer Chetan Bhagat. I entered the theater and… surprise!surprise!  No CHETAN BHAGAT factor!

The first 30 minutes of the movie are common drama of Bollywood Masala, frustrating at times.
First half of the movie is all about explaining who is devil(devilal) and why he exists. The second half is little interesting because of acting and villainous sense expressed by Navazudin ( sorry for the wrong spell) Siddiqui. I had expected good ending atleast but Nadiadwala  disappoints (non salman fans).

Plus points:
Randeep Hooda has Total class in his role of officer. Abhishek Bachchan going to USA to arrest Amir made no sense but in this case Randeep was described as firm and duty bound officer appointed to catch Devil in Poland and His performance was fantastic.
The villain of the movie,
Navazudin makes the movie entertaining throughout from his entry to closure with his creepy laugh like Batman’s joker.

Minus points:
PLOT
The whole plot of the movie is unrealistic (like previous movies of Salman Khan) I mean,how can Salman escape from police force after making the bus jump in to the river? I don’t think any Police is as careless as showed in the movie.
Salman Khan is as usual as kissing scenes in Emraan Hasmi’s movies.
The scene in the movie when Salman is crying really don’t create emotional feeling towards his humble work to save a child.
As it is said ‘you need to put your brains and other heavenly belongings aside when you watch a Salman khan movie’.

It is a typical Sallu movie.The Ending is not satisfactory and made me feel disappointed.
Overall,The film is average.People went to theatre expecting to see something new but came out with negative reviews except Sallu bhai’s phan oops i mean fans. Diehard Salman’s fans will probably love the movie because it contains all loads which his fans want to see in ” A Typical Sallu Movie”.
But for a type of audience like we are who are expecting something new from Salman, I am saying “Abort mission!I repeat, Abort mission!”.

2 out of 5 stars from The CriticBat. Our ratings are typical “aam aadmi ratings” no nothing to do with kejriwal!
FYI:”Salman: Mere bare me itna mat sochna…Remake banata hoon,Original nahi.!!”

PS: Bhai still doesn’t give a f*ck about his critics hai na bhai?

 

(these are the personal views of the author)

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